hashkitty:

neptunain:

there’s an incredibly homophobic and transphobic page on facebook called heterosexuals inspiring pride and they make awful clip art comics that literally make no sense and im laughing so hard

What

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Strategy for a Marathon

observando:

I will start
when the gun goes off.
I will run
for five miles.
Feeling good,
I will run
to the tenth mile.
At the tenth
I will say,
Only three more
to the halfway.”
At the halfway mark,
13.1 miles,
I will know
fifteen is in reach.
At fifteen miles
I will say,
'You've run twenty before,
keep going.
At twenty
I will say,
Run home.”

― Marnie Mueller

stitchesnstones:

when u don’t do ur homeworkimage

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folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

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wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH

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#nicolefuuckinboyle

#nicolefuuckinboyle

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iguanamouth:

new dance club called MOTH is completely empty except for large lamp the only dance allowed is you throwing yourself against it for seven hours there is no music

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revedas:

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

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